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It's been there since Tuesday. I keep meaning to get a dustpan. — 2026-04-09

A person in sweatpants is frozen mid-stride in their living room, one foot hovering above a single LEGO brick that sits alone in the center of an otherwise empty carpet. Their face shows genuine terror—eyes wide, mouth open, arms windmilling for balance. A 'HAZARD ZONE' cone and caution tape ring the brick from three feet away, clearly placed after the fact. A 'INCIDENT REPORT' clipboard on the couch shows 'PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENTS: 7' with stick-figure injuries. Their other foot is bare and already visibly bandaged.
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It's been there since Tuesday. I keep meaning to get a dustpan.