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Ladies and gentlemen, the eight-hour potato. — 2026-04-08

A person in sweatpants sits cross-legged on their kitchen floor, facing a single slow cooker that sits on a wooden chair like a throne. The slow cooker wears a tiny paper crown and a cape made from a dish towel. Eight small potatoes sit in a semicircle on the floor before it, each with a tiny face drawn in Sharpie. The person gestures with both hands like a hype man introducing a performer. A 'TONIGHT ONLY' poster on the wall shows a drawing of the slow cooker. The power cord is wrapped in tinsel.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the eight-hour potato.