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I had a system. — 2026-04-05

A person in sweatpants stands in their kitchen, facing a single refrigerator with its door open. Inside, every shelf, drawer, and compartment has been filled with the same identical condiment: forty-seven jars of mayonnaise, no other food visible. The person holds a single jar, looking at it with the expression of someone who just remembered something terrible. A shopping list on the counter shows 'eggs, milk, bread, mayo' with only 'mayo' crossed off repeatedly. The calendar on the wall shows 'SATURDAY' circled with 'BIG SHOP' written and crossed out.
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I had a system.