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I said one. I said ONE meatloaf. — 2026-04-03

A person in sweatpants stands in their kitchen, facing an open oven from which thirty-seven identical meatloafs are emerging in a slow, unstoppable cascade onto the floor. The person holds a single oven mitt, frozen mid-reach, with their mouth actually open in visible alarm. A handwritten sign on the counter reads 'BATCH SIZE: 1.' A single meatloaf on a plate sits untouched on the table with a 'CONTROL GROUP' label. The oven's temperature dial is turned to 'WHY.'
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I said one. I said ONE meatloaf.