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Had a guy come by earlier. Too eager. I sent him home. — 2026-04-10

A person in sweatpants stands in their open front doorway at night, facing outward toward empty street. They wear a headlamp and hold a garage sale sign that reads 'FREE: REGRETS' with smaller text below: 'NO EARLY BIRDS.' A single folding table sits on their lawn in darkness with nothing on it. A neighbor two houses down peers through their curtains. The person's posture suggests they've been standing there for hours.
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Had a guy come by earlier. Too eager. I sent him home.