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Scale's on a need-to-know basis. Today I don't need to know. — 2026-04-01

A person in sweatpants sits on their closed toilet lid, facing a single bathroom scale that sits on the floor in front of them with its display facing away from the person. They hold a TV dinner tray across their lap with an uneaten microwave meal. The scale has a tiny 'PRIVACY SCREEN' sticky note over its display. A handwritten 'WEIGH-IN PROTOCOL' on the wall shows 'STEP 1: MENTAL PREPARATION' circled, with 'STEP 2: ACTUAL WEIGHING' crossed out. A bathrobe hangs on the door with a 'POSTPONED' tag. The microwave meal has a 'DO NOT DISTURB' tent card standing in the mashed potatoes.
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Scale's on a need-to-know basis. Today I don't need to know.