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Listen. The sprinkler goes on at six. You know what to do. — 2026-03-09

A person in sweatpants sits on a folding chair in a driveway at dusk, facing the street. Before them, three small garden gnomes are arranged on the asphalt in a semicircle, as if receiving instruction. The person gestures with one hand, the other holds a garage door remote. A single garden hose snakes behind the gnomes like a boundary line.
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Listen. The sprinkler goes on at six. You know what to do.