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The fan's thinking about it. I'm staying ready. — 2026-03-28

A person in sweatpants stands in their living room, facing a single ceiling fan that is not moving. They hold a broom raised toward the fan blades like a conductor's baton. Three Post-it notes are stuck to the wall below the fan reading 'LOW,' 'MED,' 'HIGH' with 'MED' underlined three times. A small step ladder sits nearby with a 'REHEARSAL' sign. A metronome ticks on the coffee table. The fan pull chains hang still with small weights tied to them labeled 'BALANCE CHECK.'
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The fan's thinking about it. I'm staying ready.