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You're going the distance today. No more low settings. — 2026-03-26

A person in sweatpants stands at their kitchen counter, facing a single slow cooker with the lid slightly askew to show bubbling contents. They wear an oven mitt on each hand like boxing gloves, held up in a ready stance. A hand-drawn bracket on the wall behind shows 'SLOW COOKER PLAYOFFS: ROUND 3.' An empty slow cooker box sits in the corner labeled 'DEFEATED.' A wooden spoon lies on the counter like a referee's whistle.
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You're going the distance today. No more low settings.