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I'm not saying it's bad. I'm saying we need to see more buoyancy. — 2026-03-25

A person in sweatpants sits on the edge of their bathtub, facing a single rubber duck that floats in the water. They hold a clipboard and pen, the clipboard showing a chart with days of the week. The duck has a small crack near its beak. A dry-erase board on the wall shows 'DUCK PERFORMANCE REVIEW' in shaky handwriting. Three other rubber ducks sit on the toilet lid behind them, clearly waiting their turn.
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I'm not saying it's bad. I'm saying we need to see more buoyancy.