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No, I can't come out. I'm sitting with the avocado. — 2026-03-21

A person in sweatpants sits on their kitchen floor, back against the cabinet, holding a phone to their ear with one hand. Before them, a single avocado sits on a small plate, perfectly halved with the pit removed, sprinkled with everything bagel seasoning. The presentation is elaborate and unnecessary. A knife and cutting board sit nearby, suggesting recent effort.
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No, I can't come out. I'm sitting with the avocado.