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Q1 self-assessment complete. — 2026-03-14

A person in sweatpants sits at a kitchen table, an open pizza box before them. The pizza has been carefully arranged into slices that form a pie chart: one massive slice labeled 'REGRET' takes up 75% of the circle, with tiny slivers for 'SLEEP' and 'WATER' barely visible. The person holds a pen, having just finished labeling, and looks at the pizza with the satisfaction of a completed spreadsheet.
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Q1 self-assessment complete.