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This is why we don't keep crackers in the house. — 2026-02-26

A person in sweatpants stands before an open refrigerator at 11 PM, holding a single slice of American cheese unwrapped from its plastic. They eat it folded in half, no bread, no ceremony. The kitchen is dark except for the fridge light illuminating their face like a religious painting. A cat watches from the floor, judgmental.
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This is why we don't keep crackers in the house.